The Boy Can Do Anything.....

My son is in first grade. Recently he came home with work he had completed in class. It was a flip booklet where the student finished the following phrases:

I can.....

I can....

I can....

I can't....(yet)

Here is how my son completed the phrases: (his spelling is followed by my translation)

I can...brpwneveriwont (burp whenever I want)
I can...karttwele (cartwheel)
I can...fite (fight)
I can't...(yet) fart wnever i wot (fart whenever I want)

Little boys....gotta love 'em